Because
bakacoconut69 does OVER NINE THOUSAND memes <3
1.) Quick! Cosine of pi over three is what?
DICKS
2.)What is today's date?
Brother's birthday :B
3.)Anything significant happen to you on this date? Perhaps today, or a year ago?
......nope
4.)What color is the sky outside today?
I dunno....its night now
5.)Close your eyes. What do you hear?
Dasei Boogie by Nightmare and Mythbusters in the background
6.)What's your favorite onomatopoeia?
Moo
7.)Describe your nose.
I has one and I pick it. :3
8.) When was the last time you burnt your tongue sipping hot chocolate?
last month
9.)What is the name of the last math course that you took?
Math for idiots :B
10.) What is your ideal hair color?
umm...anything but bald XD
11.)When you produce offspring, what will you name them?
BRICK!
12.)If you were to die, and were allowed to relive any one moment of your life, which one would it be and why?
.....fffffffffffffffffffffff Either Dir en grey concert!
13.)Who is your favorite classical musician?
I dunno
14.)Do you like Ben Folds?
wat
15.)How many knobs are on your clothes dresser?
I don't have a dresser.
17.)Who is your favorite author and why do you like them so much?
Michael Crichton....he wrote Jurassic Park!
18.)If you could live the life of any character from any television series, which one would it be?
Fuck...I dunno.....the monkey from speed racer
19.)What kind of pen do you use to write?
A pen with a happy face on it :3
20.)Did you type your last essay in proper MLA format?
I dunno
21.)Do you have any interesting health problems?
Uhm. I've got some nerve damage in my lower back?
22.)When you crack your knuckles, how many actually crack?
...like two
23.)Do you own an external drive for your computer? if so, how many gigs does it have?
I need one...
24.) What color is your favorite plate?
I have a favorite plate? they are all the same!
25.) What is your favorite artistic movement?
......SPLATTER! wut?
26.)Does your lotion come in a tub or a bottle?
I dun use lotion
27.)Do you own any pets?
KITTIES!
28.)I give you a vase. What kind of flowers do you put in it?
....I dun like flowers...
29.)Does your clock have a second hand on it?
I have a digital clock
30.)Do you lie on the Xanga surveys that give you credits?
DERP